News

Steam Republic is looking for a Minister of Foreign Trade

03.05.2011

Are your skills in the area of sales and international business? Have you always wanted to be a minister, but never really cared for politics? You have come to the right place, as Steam Republic is now looking to recruit a Minister of Foreign Trade to lead our international sales operations. Read more here.

Steam Republic Declares War on Conformity and No-Can-Do

07.04.2011

Conformity and No-Can-Do have threatened our borders long enough. We are ready to take action!

This is a call-to-arms to all the citizens of Steam Republic

The declaration was read April 6, 2011 at 16.00 by our esteemed Prime Minister, Paavo Bäckman:

“I am speaking to you from our engine room, Linnanrakentajantie 4D Helsinki.

This morning our Ambassador C. Pöyhönen handed the final note stating that unless we heard progress by 4.00 p.m. that the opposing forces were prepared to change their views on conformity & no-can-do, a state of war would exist between us.

I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that, consequently, Steam Republic is at war.

You can imagine what a bitter blow it is to me and to Steam Republic that all our long struggle to win peace has failed.