Steam Republic Declares War on Conformity and No-Can-Do
Conformity and No-Can-Do have threatened our borders long enough. We are ready to take action!
This is a call-to-arms to all the citizens of Steam Republic
The declaration was read April 6, 2011 at 16.00 by our esteemed Prime Minister, Paavo Bäckman:
“I am speaking to you from our engine room, Linnanrakentajantie 4D Helsinki.
This morning our Ambassador C. Pöyhönen handed the final note stating that unless we heard progress by 4.00 p.m. that the opposing forces were prepared to change their views on conformity & no-can-do, a state of war would exist between us.
I have to tell you that no such undertaking has been received, and that, consequently, Steam Republic is at war.
You can imagine what a bitter blow it is to me and to Steam Republic that all our long struggle to win peace has failed.